The Most Secret Society on Earth
- name: unknown
- location: North Sentinel Island, India
- language: unknown
- religion: dunno
- related ethnic groups: no idea
- how the hell they survived the 2004 tsunami that swept over their entire island: got no fucking clue
we know almost nothing about them because they kill anyone (or any helicopter) they can see.
but we do know they’re hunter-gatherers — they never progressed to farming or settling into civilizations. they don’t know how to make fire by themselves, & cook their food in hollowed-out trees where they carefully preserve still-burning embers from lightning strikes.
if you’re too far for their arrows, they’ll just scream at you until you run away in fear. or, if you don’t leave, each woman just grabs a warrior & rides him right there on the beach until they’re too happy & tired to scream at you anymore. apparently they must find it uncontrollably sexy when their men yell like that.
once, they killed 2 fishermen that got too close, & drove off the helicopter that came later with a hail of arrows. local policemen refused to retrieve the bodies because they would face certain death, & we’ve left them alone ever since.